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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 11:07

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : I'm 24.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Do you think a lot of sociopaths' parents kill themselves for having brought such disgusting evil into the world? How much shame and disgust must they carry?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

How was your JEE Advanced 2024 result?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Thank you.

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?

Me : I don't drink

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?

He : Tea ?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Do married men like sucking dick?

Me : Because it's month of August.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why did losers ban TikTok?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Sure.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : No

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know